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oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

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    Just because you shot Jesse James, don’t make you Jesse James.

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    danhacker: Child Cries After Expecting to Meet Iron Man, Getting RDJ Instead Little Jaxson Denno was fully expecting to hang out with The Invincible Iron Man when his mom told him Tony Stark was shooting a movie in his neck of the woods. Needless to say, the 18-month-old Western Massachusetts native was none-too-pleased when he ended up meeting Robert Downey, Jr. instead. via: Gawker The look on RDJ’s face is priceless. 

    danhacker:

    Child Cries After Expecting to Meet Iron Man, Getting RDJ Instead

    Little Jaxson Denno was fully expecting to hang out with The Invincible Iron Man when his mom told him Tony Stark was shooting a movie in his neck of the woods. Needless to say, the 18-month-old Western Massachusetts native was none-too-pleased when he ended up meeting Robert Downey, Jr. instead. via: Gawker

    The look on RDJ’s face is priceless. 

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    ossimorotossico:

    Nelle città senza mare, chissà a cosa si rivolge la gente per ritrovare il proprio equilibrio.

    - Banana Yoshimoto

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    i’m the broken boy soldier and i’ll never get older

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    razorshapes:

    Lee Kirby - Pro-ject

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    venusvandam:

     #happy fathers day to the world’s worst dad

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    #jack kerouac
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    Hand Painting Art by Guido Daniele

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    undr: Bern, 1948. by Paul Senn Thanks to adanvc

    undr:

    Bern, 1948. by Paul Senn

    Thanks to adanvc

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    nikolawashere:

    By William James Vincent Broadhurst

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    "I saw my life branching out before me like the green fig tree in the story. From the tip of every branch, like a fat purple fig, a wonderful future beckoned and winked. One fig was a husband and a happy home and children, and another fig was a famous poet and another fig was a brilliant professor, and another fig was Ee Gee, the amazing editor, and another fig was Europe and Africa and South America, and another fig was Constantin and Socrates and Attila and a pack of other lovers with queer names and offbeat professions, and another fig was an Olympic lady crew champion, and beyond and above these figs were many more figs I couldn’t quite make out. I saw myself sitting in the crotch of this fig tree, starving to death, just because I couldn’t make up my mind which of the figs I would choose. I wanted each and every one of them, but choosing one meant losing all the rest, and, as I sat there, unable to decide, the figs began to wrinkle and go black, and, one by one, they plopped to the ground at my feet."
    Sylvia Plath, The Bell Jar: A Novel (via ofhadria)
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